By Carloxito (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Don’t get your knickers in a twist
If you want to get the non-satirical version,
read my follow-up post: The Real Story (Not Satire)
As a baptized, ordained, practicing, Bible-reading, Spirit-filled, Jesus-loving Christian, I just have to say how sick and tired I am of these straight-marriage activists spreading their heterosexual agenda all over my church and country!
Their sinful, detestable practices are unbiblical and unnatural in the eyes of science and God. It may not be “politically correct” to say so these days, but I refuse to “tolerate” these perverts and their lies anymore…
Don’t take my word for it, here is what the BIBLE says:
After God made Adam and Eve, they had three sons: Cain, Abel, and Seth. No daughters. Yet is specifically says that Cain got married to a woman. Did you…